– This is fun, isn’t it? Us, being in a cartoon. Means
I don’t have to do any pitching. Can’t, can I? Not in
a cartoon.
– Your hair could do with a bit of work. Shoulders a bit
big too.
– Please don’t leave me.
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Pitching the World 
You’re being depressive ! Buck up man !
No pitches = no adventures
No adventures = boredom, gloom, lack of confidence etc
boredom, gloom, lack of confidence etc = depression
More pitches = commissions, not matter if you’re the lousiest writer around
It’s a numbers game ennit ?
Is that you Dad? And what do you mean “if” I’m the lousiest writer around? But you’re (sort of) right: it is a numbers game. And a quality game.
I’ll buck up immediately.
That Boz is one smart lad! Does he need a wife, I wonder?
Just kidding, I would never leave my PTW.
But to more serious matters, my shoulders really aren’t that big, are they?